London secures its first ever FTWA success
We had eight FTWAs submitted for this week’s anna.aero ‘Arch of Triumph’ prize. But it was not a lucky-eight for Air China at Munich which was squeezed out by a controversial winner at Stobart’s London Southend Airport which performed a rare style of arch evoking the unique metrological phenomenon found in the Thames Estuary. As a result, London Southend becomes the UK’s fourth entry into the Top 10 FTWAs so far in 2014, and London’s first ever winner, despite having seven airports with commercial services.
|24 April||United Airlines Houston Intercontinental to Munich||Munich (MUC)||
|1 February||Qatar Airways Cargo Doha to Dubai Al Maktoum||Dubai Al Maktoum (DWC)||
|14 April||LinksAir Doncaster Sheffield to Isle of Man||Doncaster Sheffield (DSA)||
|2 June||Air Dolomiti Milan/Bergamo to Munich||Milan/Bergamo (BGY)||
|3 March||bmi regional Newcastle to Brussels||Newcastle (NCL)||
|22 May||Qatar Airways Doha to Istanbul Sabiha Gökçen||Istanbul Sabiha Gökçen (SAW)||
|5 June||Flybe London Southend to Münster/Osnabrück||London Southend (SEN)||
|17 May||Etihad Regional Verona to Cambridge||Cambridge (CBG)||
|19 December||SWISS Geneva to Belgrade||Belgrade (BEG)||
|4 March||Turkish Airlines Istanbul Atatürk to Rotterdam||Rotterdam (RTM)||
Flybe London Southend to Münster/Osnabrück 5 June
Judge’s comments: Not everyone likes this style of FTWA which is sometimes mistakenly thought to be an accidental collision of the two arches. But it is in fact deliberate, it’s called ‘Thames Estuary Fog’ and, believe it or not, it’s actually far more difficult to achieve than it appears. Good winning effort from Stobart’s crew!
Marc: 6.4; Paul: 9.3; Ralph: 7.4; Vlad: 8.0.
Copa Airlines Panama City to Montreal 3 June
Judge’s comments: Depending on the particular scenario, an articulated extinguishing arm is just what our brave airport firefighters need to assault a major conflagration, but wielding a 20-metre arm over a diddy 737-700 on what looks like a pretty ugly day at YUL was not the brightest idea and the results are predictably inelegant.
Marc: 7.7; Paul: 6.0; Ralph: 5.1; Vlad: 1.2
TAP Portugal Lisbon to Manaus 3 June
Judge’s comments: Manus lies at the confluence of the Negro and Solmoes rivers which meet to form the Amazon. It’s where the dark-coloured waters of the former and the muddy waters of the latter flow side by side for 20 kilometres without mixing – you may have seen it on TV, or even in real life if you’ve been on this new service. Well, very appropriately, the water jets from these two monitors don’t mix very well either. It’s hard to see why some judges score this FTWA so highly.
Marc: 7.5; Paul: 7.3; Ralph: 8.2; Vlad: 7.9.
Air Europa Madrid to Miami 4 JuneJudge’s comments: Ummmm, we’re trying to be really nice about this MIA effort. Perhaps a little bit more gas and maybe if they rolled the trucks a little closer in?? Perhaps it was all there and the photographer missed the moment?? Yes, let’s go with that – it certainly looks like it had all the makings of symmetry…
Marc: 6.2; Paul: 6.0; Ralph: 3.3; Vlad: 5.9.
United Airlines Washington Dulles to Madrid 5 June
Judge’s comments: Ok, there are not a lot of rules to this competition (you can read them here in the “How to Win the anna.aero Arch of Triumph.”) But like all sports, some things are written down, and some are just left to conventional common sense. Like not putting two trucks on the same side. This FTWA is all a bit Pablo Picasso – the ‘Arch of Triumph’ is a skills contest, not an art form…or is it??!! Whichever it is, this FTWA won’t triumph with these low scores amigos.
Marc: 4.8; Paul: 5.5; Ralph: 2.5; Vlad: 7.5.
easyJet Rome Fiumicino to Montpellier 3 June
Judge’s comments: For anyone who doesn’t know, this long-distance “squirting” at the plane is called “Kieving” because it’s like sticking a fork in a portion of Chicken Kiev. Once again: read the guide. Frankly, eating a breaded chicken breast stuffed with molten garlic butter is significantly more satisfying than the FTWA re-creation of the dish. The single judge who gave this a high score is known to be biased towards both easyJet and the wines of Montpellier (Grès de Montpellier) that he likes to drink with his dinner.
Marc: 5.4; Paul: 8.1; Ralph: 5.7; Vlad: 3.4.
US Airways Charlotte Douglas to Brussels 5 June
Judge’s comments: This is a special style of FTWA called the ‘Jean-Claude Juncker’ after the former Luxembourg Prime Minister who has put forward his candidacy for the next President of the European Commission – the bureaucracy that runs the European Union. It does not look like this arch will win this week and neither does Jean-Claude Juncker look likely to win the job. anna.aero says: “Why bother with Jean-Claude Juncker when you can have Jean-Claude Van Damme??!! And while you’re at it, if you put forward Van Damme as the candidate for the EU, everyone would vote for him!!!”
Marc: 7.6; Paul: 7.4; Ralph: 7.6; Vlad: 8.1.
Air China Shanghai Pudong to Munich 6 June
Judge’s comments: Munich Airport has won a few anna.aero ‘Arch of Triumph’ prizes and this one comes very close – extremely close. But the fluffing of the starboard-side arch – known as the ‘Löwenbräu-style’, has not been emulated on the port-side and this has cost vital points from those judges educated and observant-enough to spot this error.
Marc: 6.9; Paul: 7.5; Ralph: 8.5; Vlad: 7.7